Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/04/17/squirrel-enjoys-eating-avocado.html
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There can’t be too much of this.
This kind of extravagance is why so many Millennial squirrels can’t afford their own tree-holes.
Just one word: Nom
I had avocado toast this morning for breakfast. I definitely get why the squirrel is such a fan.
True stooorry: taking a socratic walk with a Romanian language instructor, so that he could do the “full immersion” shtick with his students, when he spies a squirrel and asks [in Romanian]: “What do you call this in English?”, (he really didn’t happen to know). So we tell him and he proceeds to be utterly incredulous and in hysterics. Later we learned that “skverr-el” somehow sounds like some wild sex act in Romanian. To this day I don’t know what that Romanian word is.
And really, who among us can say that she has not, at one time or another, enjoyed wearing an avocado helmet?
When that helmet went on, all I could see was George C. Scott doing his Patton monologue.
It’s like me eating a burger and wearing a leather jacket.
Why is that guy talking like me?
Omg. That is freakin’ adorable.
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