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so does the red bikinis always get sun burned ?
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Not all red bikinis?
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ick-- 240p. Enterprise was produced in HD. At the time, the visuals were pretty stunning.
Iām so sending that to my girlfriend before I clock off work tonight.
Makes me think that they really need a Zardoz version for the fellers.
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I literally just pulled the first video that was in the search. 
After making sure it was the right thing. 
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Utter phraseology introduction win. I shall use this, muchly!
Something tells me whoever first pitched that idea ended up getting a very late night visit and an enforced invitation to a staring contest from our dear and simple tailor.
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In all seriousness, given the descriptions of how theyāre sized versus how theyāre worn, I really wish that Thinkgeekād had more pics of the suits being worn, potentially with some plus-sized models. Given their descriptions, I can imagine these āfittingā, but being a little more form-fitting than someone might want.
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So they might require something likeā¦ the Picard Maneuver?
Iām not sure if the color-blocking would be entirely flattering either. Still, itās an interesting idea, and Iād be tempted if I needed a swimsuit.
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Somehow I doubt thatās how maillots are usually sold.
You could follow these instructions
Note: These measurements look small, but these are taken with the fabric unstretched. We STRONGLY suggest that instead of using your own measurements, you measure your favorite bathing suit and go with the closest match.
But that sort of implies that spandex is spandex-- a trap that the designer of the first TNG uniforms fell into. Some fabrics stretch more than others.
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That video is a goddamn masterpiece.
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Captains pips? On TNG-era gold? HERESY!
Now, if anyoneās looking for me, Iāll be down in Sick Bay, having my tongue surgically removed from my cheek.
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Damn, it Jim. Iām an doctor, not an admiral
Though, when Beverly Crusher was in command of the USS Pasteur, she wore red.
(And somehow, as head of Starfleet Medical, she held the rank of Lt Cmdr.)
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That confirms what I noticed immediately in the photo: theyāre not sized for womenās actual chests. Hereās a normal one-piece swim suit sizing in that area:
XXS (00) - 31" chest
XXS (0) - 32"
XS (2) - 33"
XS (4) - 34"
S (6) - 35"
S (8) - 36"
M (10) - 37"
M (12) - 38.5"
L (14) - 40"
L (16) - 42"
Their ā2Xā is sized for what would normally be an XS. That is not going to look good.
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Yeah thatās a ridiculously non-intuitive way to size it. We all know our bust size, why is it not sized by āM fits a 36ā bust" or whatever?
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Ok, I take back my interest in those swimsuits. I like the concept but I hate it when itās so hard to figure out my size.
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Hmm.
I like this two piece better, though:
Apparently, yes:
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