Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2016/12/27/star-wars-but-it-gets-faster.html
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That was so fast I didn’t even see Alderaan blown up.
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I was thinking when Han shot Greedo would do it for me, but yeah, that whizzed by pretty fast.
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WTF was the point of that? Yeah, every one knows Star Wars has a lot of blaster shots. Its not called Star Tea Party.
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In a way the Rebellion was looking for Smaller Government.
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Coming January 2017!
STAR
DEPLORABLES
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“It’s just… so… beautiful…”
– Teary-eyed George Lucas
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You’re far too trusting.
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I want to see one with Casino that speeds up every time someone says “fuck”
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Nobody fires any lasers in Star Wars.
Also, Special Edition? Come on, man.
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Yeah, yeah, and there’s “turbolasers” too, but clearly none of those are actual lasers. Maybe they use lasers to heat the plasma bolts or something?
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Well, lightsabers obviously aren’t swords or made of light. But no one’s going to call them spooling self-rigidizing high-energy plasma filaments.
I also always felt that a blaster acted a lot like an electrolaser, except for firing too slowly. See for yourself…
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They’re _light_sabers because they’re not heavy. I haven’t been able to retcon why a straight bladed weapon with infinite edges is called a saber though. It was a long time ago, in a galaxy far away; maybe it’s just an error in translation.
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I believe Lucas originally called lightsabers laser swords?
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With the current horridness of the world, you ask this…?
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I can’t find a good torrent, so can someone please do Star Wars, but it gets faster every time a stormtrooper hits their target.
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