Star Wars Episode 7 official theatrical poster


#1

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#2

Where’s Luke?


#3

I think that’s the plotline of the entire movie…


#4

Oh, shoot! I thought this was the official poster.


#5

Ah, thanks. Haven’t been really following the details…


#6

My exact thought. For a second I thought he might be in the fighter pilot’s uniform, but unless he’s a stormtrooper he ain’t there.


#7

I would so totally go see this version!

Jedi Masters of Their Domains . . . though I would have shoehorned in Larry David as Chewie.


#8

[quote=“beschizza, post:1, topic:67752”]The movie’s release is about two months out, and this is the one we’ll be seeing everywhere until then.[/quote]I am pleased that the hype so far has not quite been so pervasively suffocating as I anticipated. Or maybe I’ve just gotten better at not paying attention.


#9

That happens as you get older. :smile:


#10

Nooooooooooooooo!

(ignore this line, it’s just filler)


#11

Top left with the metal mask? So, he’s gone evil?


#12

That’s the guy from Girls, I think.


These posters are kinda meh. Time for something different? Kinda suggest not much of a role for Oscar Isaac, too.

I’ll still be watching the film, natch.


#13

Though the dollars spent is surely higher, the marketing is not quite as pervasive as prequel trilogy, true. It’s more focused on advertising and actually-desirable merchandise. Prequel trilogy merch was amazing: any and every form of tat imaginable. Garbage books in particular, with millions hitting the remainder bins before Amazon became the big remainder bin in the sky for crap merch.


#14

Thank you for triggering my PTSD.


#15

Is this for realz?


#16

Seriously?

ANOTHER Death Star?


#17

In a leaked script, that’s actually just a sort of laser disco ball. The Sith have evolved into doing this dance/fight technique. Sort of like the Shark vs Jets. So just imagine lots of light saber whirling around and some wub wub wub dubstep.


#18

That. Sounds. AMAZING.


#19

The best part about that poster was the official Episode VII Facebook account sharing it. :smiley:


#20

For when Donald Trump sex toys are not depraved enough…

Innocent Kids Use Jar Jar Dolls As Masturbation Toys!

Do mi-mi Gungan?