Doorman: “Whatever you have in your pocket.”
“Here’s some lint.”
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Who on earth would have thought that he was a crowd drawer in the first place?
Most republicans didn’t like him before he allied with donny, and now he’s been very publicly exiled from the inner circle. The number of people who can stand him now can be counted on the fingers of one foot.
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An event to commemorate the “election” of a Very Stable Anus? Will there be valet puking?
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Because Steve Bannon is…
…obviously.
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“I get change from that right?”
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Turned out to be this dead-eyed little shit weasel:
No wait. My bad. THIS dead-eyed little shit weasel:
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Do you still get fed for that $0? Because if so, I think giving some homeless folk a free meal might turn this event in to something positive.
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Coming off his Staten Island bust, he’s on the slippery slope downwards.
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Still about $1000/hr too expensive by my reckoning.
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The tickets are sold out now.
http://www.hillsborough.gop/trumpdinner?fbclid=IwAR0TR9PHzQ4GCX7K8vS4HvfnQwNu9vAlL2aikFs77vUCQr-Get2qQEOoMbI
If it was any closer I’d be there in a heartbeat.
I don’t know. Sounds like the same amount of punishment as having to sit through a Christian sermon in order to eat.
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Even if you weren’t in the mood to heckle, my immediate first thought upon reading this was how funny it would be if a bunch of people snapped up those free tickets and then just didn’t go. The mental image of Steve Bannon eating dinner alone surrounded by empty seats is just too good.
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Think about what they’re trying to do. They want asses in chairs so they can display photographs of a full house turning out to hear the filth he’s spewing.
Now, think about how much they’d have to pay you to appear in those photos as a Bannon sympathizer. Consider that you may end up in the history books just like old photos of people who turned out to support Goebbles. What is the price of your reputation? Do you want your legacy to be tagged “Quisling”? Do you want to have to explain “why Grandma/Grandpa is in the history book next to the bad man” to your grandchildren someday?
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Is there one that says “I’M NOT WITH STUPID =>”?
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You get some rubber chicken, but it is laced with salmonella. Is that a pre-existing condition? Bannon-esque disease vectors?
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