Steve Bannon off to prison today

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2024/07/01/steve-bannon-off-to-prison-today.html

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Donald Glover Reaction GIF

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GIF by Matthew Henry

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champagne

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giphy

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The Turd Man of Danbury.

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Good. May his time in prison be extremely uncomfortable.

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tenor

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Bannon belongs in Guantanamo with Trump

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I suspect toilet wine will not be as satisfying as what he’s accustomed to.

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On the one hand, I don’t feel bad for anyone he scammed. His taking their money is karmic justice, and maybe, just maybe, he flipped a vote or two away from King Donald, Worst of his Name.

On the other hand, while I want him to go to prison for all his treasonous activities I realize that may never happen, so I have to be satisfied with a few months here and there when we get them.

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That number is how we should refer to him from now on… or just call him ‘509’ for short.

Too bad they couldn’t ship 509 to Angola Prison in Louisiana; the weather is stunning this time of year.
A bit of exercise & fresh air would do 509 a world of good.

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that is one beat up 70. How he’s lived this long is beyond me.

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Pickled with alcohol and bile?

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You should see the picture of himself he keeps in the attic.

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Okay, I laughed harder at the Dorian Gray reference than I should have. My mind recoils at even trying to imagine what the portrait in his attic would look like.

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eeewwwww, no thanks

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I think the implication is he’s got the reverse-Dorian going on. The picture in his attic looks like a young Brad Pitt. :rofl:

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young steve

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