Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2024/07/01/steve-bannon-off-to-prison-today.html
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The Turd Man of Danbury.
Good. May his time in prison be extremely uncomfortable.
Bannon belongs in Guantanamo with Trump
I suspect toilet wine will not be as satisfying as what he’s accustomed to.
On the one hand, I don’t feel bad for anyone he scammed. His taking their money is karmic justice, and maybe, just maybe, he flipped a vote or two away from King Donald, Worst of his Name.
On the other hand, while I want him to go to prison for all his treasonous activities I realize that may never happen, so I have to be satisfied with a few months here and there when we get them.
That number is how we should refer to him from now on… or just call him ‘509’ for short.
Too bad they couldn’t ship 509 to Angola Prison in Louisiana; the weather is stunning this time of year.
A bit of exercise & fresh air would do 509 a world of good.
that is one beat up 70. How he’s lived this long is beyond me.
Pickled with alcohol and bile?
You should see the picture of himself he keeps in the attic.
Okay, I laughed harder at the Dorian Gray reference than I should have. My mind recoils at even trying to imagine what the portrait in his attic would look like.
eeewwwww, no thanks
I think the implication is he’s got the reverse-Dorian going on. The picture in his attic looks like a young Brad Pitt.