Stop pissing off Alec Baldwin: the infographic


#1

Alec Baldwin is so easily pissed off, there's a chart for it. [Chartgirl] READ THE REST


#2

Continuous public outrage grabs attention. It's a useful political tool for a man who will probably run for public office, or who wants to influence those who make policy. If he decides to run, he won't have any trouble getting the media to follow him. He'll have already done the groundwork.


#3

I think parsimony suggests he's just an asshole (who gets lots of press).


#4

Well, as a fellow schemer once said:

I was sent from planet Gyron to conquer the Earth
I had a terrific plan
I thought it would work
Tried to get the earthlings all to kill each other
You see
But it all went wrong and now I must decree

You are worthless, Alec Baldwin
You are worthless, Alec Baldwin
You failed in every way and now my stock in you has fallen.
Your career is stalling' and you're worthless, Alec Baldwin
That's why I blew your head off
And your children are all ballin'


#5

We prefer the term "appropriateness challenged".


#6

Wide infographic? Surely you jest.


#7

@Antinous Is that really the new PC term for it? If so, I'm impressed.


#8

The PC term is anger management problem. Not sure why he's gotten so bad in the last couple of years. It's so striking that I wonder if there's an underlying health issue.


#9

"Hunt for Red October" royalties are drying up.


#10

But he's hot again. He needs to dye the fur and get back on the horse.


#11

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