Stormy Daniels arrested for smacking cop in the 'face with her bare breasts.' Charges since dropped

[cjankelson]

I’m really disappointed in you guys. Nobody yet with the “pix or it didn’t happen” cheer?

[Auld_Lang_Syne]

@anon75430791

But, Ohio is deep Trump country, so more likely they just set up the sting as an opportunity to get back at her for putting egg on Trump’s face.

Ohio as a whole is definitely swing, a nice average of purple. Franklin county and the city of Columbus within it are pretty strongly blue. For example, the Franklin county prosecutor is a democrat, and not very blue-dog for a prosecutor. On the other hand, the state-level government, based in Columbus, is pretty strongly red (fuck gerrymandering) and they have an outsize influence on county-level happenings. I suspect that this was the case here, most likely somebody low-level goaded into doing something by State Attorney General Mike DeWine.

[Papasan]

smacking cop in the 'face with her bare breasts.'

That’s exactly why I don’t jog anymore.

[Kimmo]

@jandrese

It’s interesting to see the laws people will pass when their “shut down the moral filth on the edge of town” bill fails to pass. Sometimes it’s pasties. Sometimes there are laws where you can’t serve alcohol in proximity of an uncovered breast (leading to BYOB clubs where they charge you for your own beer). I also like when it’s banned in town so the town expands its borders to cover the clubs and shut them down.

Fucking wowsers.

[Rei_Nori]

@Brainspore

Cop 1: OK, we got her, right?
Cop 2: I think we should get more evidence just to be sure.
Cop 3: Can’t be too thorough.

Cop 1: Right, I’ll get the motorboat…

[KingGhidorah]

a weird law that makes it illegal for strippers to touch anyone with any part of their body while performing.

I think that’s a pretty common law. It’s just rarely enforced, or there’s a “back room” where no one can see how it’s not being followed.

[sdmikev]

@Mister44

I just got the underwear band torn off on me. I don’t think there was any whipping… I was pretty drunk at that point. It was a pretty good time.

Atomic wedgie.

George gets wedgie - Seinfeld

[Akimbo_NOT]

@cjankelson

Nobody yet with the “pix or it didn’t happen” cheer?

Will a recreation do?

[GagHalfrunt]

@jandrese

It’s interesting to see the laws people will pass when their “shut down the moral filth on the edge of town” bill fails to pass. Sometimes it’s pasties. Sometimes there are laws where you can’t serve alcohol in proximity of an uncovered breast (leading to BYOB clubs where they charge you for your own beer). I also like when it’s banned in town so the town expands its borders to cover the clubs and shut them down.

I know of one “town”[1] in WV that consists of a tiny row of strip joints that incorporated to stop the neighboring town from expanding over them and shutting them down. The town council was white hot with rage when they pulled that trick.

[1] Jefferson

Wikipedia tells me that Jefferson, WV disincorporated after ten years.

Jefferson, West Virginia

[dommerdoodle]

I don’t understand. So, Stormy used her breasts to “smack a cop in the face” is against the law? Do they also ban pillow fights in my state? WTF? I’ve never heard of someone getting hurt or “assaulted” by a woman’s breasts.

[Mister44]

I think there is an anime with this premise. But I am not looking it up at work.

[anon30760835]

@Brainspore

It would be pretty weird if they made it illegal for an exotic dancer to touch their own spouse while on the clock.

Rule 34?

[anon30760835]

@xeni

She grabbed a cop by the butt!

She grabbed him just below the Bible belt.

[cannibalpeas]

Ha! That’s a great story. Years ago for a friend’s bachelor party we ended up at a strip club. It’s not my thing, either. I got us Iggy Pop tickets, but they still managed to drag us to the club after the show. A very similar thing happened to him. They brought him up on stage and two girls (iirc) proceeded to do some sort of weird gymanstics routine using him as a sort of centerpiece. They would do somersaults and land in his lap or with their crotches in his face. A few of the landings were clearly very painful. I probably would have enjoyed it more if I thought they were taking out their work frustrations on him.

[anon55609254]

Did anyone else interpret this like “she smacked her face against the cop’s fist?” I mean, how do we know that Stormy was the one who initiated contact?

[anon47741163]

“She slapped me in the face with her breasts” sounds like cop-speak for. “I motorboated her”

[jandrese]

I’m not terribly surprised. It was a political maneuver not a honest attempt to form a functioning local government.

[sdmikev]

@cannibalpeas

Ha! That’s a great story. Years ago for a friend’s bachelor party we ended up at a strip club. It’s not my thing, either. I got us Iggy Pop tickets, but they still managed to drag us to the club after the show. A very similar thing happened to him. They brought him up on stage and two girls (iirc) proceeded to do some sort of weird gymanstics routine using him as a sort of centerpiece. They would do somersaults and land in his lap or with their crotches in his face. A few of the landings were clearly very painful. I probably would have enjoyed it more if I thought they were taking out their work frustrations on him.

Ha, at least you got to see Iggy.
One of the few acts that I haven’t seen live but wanted to.
I’m still pissed at my friends in HS with cars and none of them wanted to go to see The Who and the Clash in 1982 at Day on the Green in Oakland. Never got a chance to see The Clash after that, of course. Saw The Who many times, tho.

[roomwithaview]

@Papasan

That’s exactly why I don’t jog anymore.

“How’d you get those two shiners?”

[cannibalpeas]

Yeah, it was pretty great. This was about 15 years ago, so he was no spring chicken, but he sure moved like one. He did that crazy thing where he gets half the audience on stage. The venue folks were not cool with that and I had to fight my way up, but I made it and got a hug from his sweaty, sinewy ass. Definitely the highlight of the night.