Originally published at: Strange white orbs wash up on Argentina beach | Boing Boing
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“Plague of snails” was not on my apocalyptic bingo card, though it probably should’ve been.
I, for one, do not welcome our plague snail overlords. At best it’s a slowwwwwww death.
Traced in the sand nearby was this message:
NO KILL I
Bodysnatcher Pods. Obv.
Slow and slimy is no kind of death I want any part of.
Salt Shaker Man will save us!
These are Marine Snails; your salt holds no fear for them
We need a Frenchman, a stick of butter and three cloves of garlic!!
Probably It has something to do with Borges.
I was wondering if the boba ball shortage was solved…
It scared me a long time ago.
Carnivorous snails with huge eggs? DELIGHTFUL CREATURES
Considering they can have 33 baby snails hatching inside, that’s a baaaaaaaaaad idea
Thanks, Bianca, now I’ll have to re-read it!