Street artist erects a giant pink penis in New York City

Same thing here in the East bay; all this housing is being built that no one can really afford …

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Indeed. This is one of those “local, but global” problems that seem to be an issue in major metro areas across the country. Given how housing and zoning are usually entirely local, figuring out a national solution seems counter-intuitive, but maybe there is one out there somewhere.

Also, transportation is a major issue here.

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I’m a bit puzzled by this. Skyscrapers are generally called phallic not because they explicitly resemble peni, but because they are much taller than they are wide. How do new, non-rectangular construction methods avoid this? Admittedly, my penis is rectangular, but I was under the impression that this wasn’t true for the general populace.

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That took me a moment.

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Re: Paleolithic hunting scenes on cave walls, etc

I dimly remember a cartoon explaining that this was all just storyboarding anyway.
(Can’t seem to find a link. Seems like something you’d find in The New Yorker, though.)

Leonard Zelig: I worked with Freud in Vienna. We broke over the concept of penis envy. Freud felt that it should be limited to women.

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My mind refuses to believe this shit isn’t photoshopped.

Well yes, women are hardly going to grab the nearest man, pull him into a cave, give him an erection, coat it in soot and push it against the cave wall, are they?

Oh dear, rule 34.

Somewhere on the Internet there must be a video of just that kink.

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You probably spoke it into existence, just by imagining such a scenario.

Of course, it seems quite voluntary; with no women forcing the man to paint with his peen.

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My nick may be cognate with the trickster of some religions.

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Let’s paint some happy little penisses.

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Well some people try to pick up girls
And get called assholes
This never happened to Pablo Pricasso…

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"Happy little peens..."

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Unhappy little peens…

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