Amazingly I’ve kept up with my New Year’s resolution: I haven’t used plastic bags at the grocery store in months.
Set your sights low, kids, and you’ll never be disappointed.
My sights are even lower: at the end of every December, I resolve to not make any New Year’s resolutions. Works like a charm.
Yeah, I tried that too, but I failed even at that. Now, my N.Y.R. is:
-smoke more
-gain weight (some more)
-not get fired from job (so far, this is going rather well)
That’s precisely my take too.
If it’s something you’ve resolved to do then why the hell wait until a certain date?
To make it special. That’s why I also celebrate various imaginary New Years!
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