Trees are so done with our shit
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Back in my day, we tore steel bumpers off our trucks in the desert.
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Yeah, it tastes a lot worse than ice cream.
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For fear of going off topic, that is such a good look for Vladi
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Are these Saudis? Given the number of crazy videos I see come out of there, I think it gives us an idea of what would happen if you gave every person with a “Hold my beer and watch this” shirt $10 million each. The same antics, just with really nice things.
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“You know—I’ve loved you since you were a boy, I already gave you my apples and my branches and my trunk but this is THE LAST STRAW you mooching ingrate!”
—The Giving Tree
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I was expecting to find they’d tied it to the axle, and have the axle yanked off, oh well, maybe next time.
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Great movie!
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FTFY
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WTF?!? Did he think it was a snatch-strap?
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That last one…thank you!
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Clearly, none of these people have ever been on the internet, it’s full of “when stumps attack”.
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Prove it.
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Exactly. And who do they think they are, anyway - Floridians?
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It has been my experience that people who dress like that over there do not spend much time with shovels or doing manual labor.
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It always dulls the blade. I like the Sawzall disposable blade solution, down in the dirt where the roots are liddle.
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The stump was like, ‘Wadi you think you’re doing?!’
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Well played, my friend.
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Yeah, and the issue is that I’d bet that if you wanted to pull out a desert tree by its roots, you’re going to need some pretty heavy machinery. This isn’t some “hey there’s water everywhere, I can have minimal superficial roots” sort of plant. I bet that thing has a big taproot at least 20’ deep. You need to cut things like this out of the ground.
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it’s a rainbow tree and you can never find the end of a rainbow because the tree has it worked out
