Sudden Trump trip to hospital 'just a physical', officials say

That’s smart. Hopefully you had them give you ten flu shots to get that out of the way, too.

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It’s Lindsay Graham. Common mistake.

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Make no mistake, this is the first tiny step in laying the foundation for his exit. When it becomes clear that impeachment is imminent, they’re going to manufacture a fake “health crisis”, so Donnie can step down “with honor”, and try to avoid the result of all of his crimes. You can’t impeach him if he’s not President, now can you??? So he’ll go to Mar-A-Lago, where he’s a legal resident now, and “recover” for a few months, playing golf every day, and then go right back to what he never actually stopped doing in the first place, running his incredibly corrupt business empire. Doubt it? Look at Trump’s long history of failed businesses and failed marriages. When the going gets tough, Liddle Donnie runs like hell. Ask the people who worked in his casinos. Ask any of his ex wives.

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Does it come pre-ground for snorting?

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The thing is, once he isn’t president any more, the AJ has every right to dig into his crimes and prosecute.

Sure, Barr won’t. But the next D president had better appoint an AJ that will.

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Any scenario where he’s permanently out of office is fine with me.

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If he doesn’t have one of these, Happy Holidays is coming up:

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“…everyone is so accustomed to him and his staff lying about things it’s blown up into a credible health scare

I, for one, am not afraid. In the least.

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His physicals are so yuuuge (not obese, mind you, according to the chart) that he needs two appointments to get each of them done.

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I hope when they invoke the 25th, it’s for bone spurs.

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Let’s hope they’re growing into his tiny mushroom.

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I just hope the Democrats aren’t weak-willed enough to sign an NDA on his way out the way his exes and employees are forced to (and the way Obama did with Shrub…)

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And let’s not forget the myriad of lawsuits awaiting the entire family after vacating the WH

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Yeah, you don’t go to Walter Reed on a Friday night when things are well. And yeah, he may be laying grounds for a medical resignation. But that doesn’t put him out-of-reach of the NYSAG, or any state and non-federal charges. So let him do it, because he’ll spend the rest of his life in court or prison. Which will be about right.

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Who among us hasn’t needed an emergency routine physical? Amiright? Anyone?

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I wonder if he thinks that he can just pre-pardon himself or something. Or if he yet realizes that by doing this now, he has doomed not only himself but every member of his family to endless litigation, investigation and threat of incarceration, for the rest of their lives. Also, I have a giant mug of coffee at-the-ready. I am going to drop trou, urinate and quite possibly drop a deuce on his grave, when that day eventually comes.

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I think the only thing he’s doomed himself to is watching baseball games with Ellen Degeneres.

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Why the hell does the main stream press still legitimize his lying by saying things like “playing it loose with the facts.” He straight up LIES. He’s a lying liar that LIES. I don’t think that he would have a libel case if he were to try to sue anyone for saying that.

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