Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/05/22/wonder-why-donald-trump-is-6-m.html
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He doesn’t need a physical, he’s taking hydrachlorine.
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Hydroxychloriquine - It’s got electrolytes!
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And vitamins!
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Tiger blood?
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Tiger King blood!
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It’s what his little orange mushroom craves!
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Dead man talking?
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And for added annoyance, you had to post a picture reminding me of how many still push the whole POW/MIA con, didn’t you? It’s yet another symptom of how the cons of the 1980s are still among us. Ugh. Next I suppose Republicans will try to ban Dungeons and Dragons again.
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I don’t know, people are saying that it is a beautiful drug. Some of the best people are saying that. Maybe it works against the virus, maybe not but it can’t hurt.
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They’re still trying to find his pulse. Give them a bit longer.
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really don’t care about his health in the slightest as long as we don’t get a last minute pence replacement because that will screw up the election
but he sure looks more damaged than usual around the edges in the recent press meets
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We’ve secretly replaced his regular hydroxychloriqine with mountain-grown Folgers crystals. Will he be able to tell the difference?
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Just remember without all that orange clown makeup he’s just another pasty white old guy who probably hasn’t had a real physical in the last ten years.
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Let’s keep waiting. What’s the worst that could happen?
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“Hey, who took the batteries out of all the White House automatic defibrillators? Miiiiiike!”
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