Wonder why Donald Trump is 6 months late on his annual physical?

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/05/22/wonder-why-donald-trump-is-6-m.html

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He doesn’t need a physical, he’s taking hydrachlorine.

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Hydroxychloriquine - It’s got electrolytes!

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And vitamins!

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Tiger blood?

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Tiger King blood!

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It’s what his little orange mushroom craves!

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Dead man talking?

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And for added annoyance, you had to post a picture reminding me of how many still push the whole POW/MIA con, didn’t you? It’s yet another symptom of how the cons of the 1980s are still among us. Ugh. Next I suppose Republicans will try to ban Dungeons and Dragons again.

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DamagedJoyfulIbadanmalimbe-small

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I don’t know, people are saying that it is a beautiful drug. Some of the best people are saying that. Maybe it works against the virus, maybe not but it can’t hurt.

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They’re still trying to find his pulse. Give them a bit longer.

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really don’t care about his health in the slightest as long as we don’t get a last minute pence replacement because that will screw up the election

but he sure looks more damaged than usual around the edges in the recent press meets

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We’ve secretly replaced his regular hydroxychloriqine with mountain-grown Folgers crystals. Will he be able to tell the difference?

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ETA:
trumpstandingweird

ETA2: it ain’t all shoe lifts, man, there’s something seriously wrong here

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Just remember without all that orange clown makeup he’s just another pasty white old guy who probably hasn’t had a real physical in the last ten years.

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Let’s keep waiting. What’s the worst that could happen?

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“Hey, who took the batteries out of all the White House automatic defibrillators? Miiiiiike!”

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