Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/01/16/white-house-doc-claims-trump-w.html
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“To defeat crime and radical Islamic terrorism in our country, to win trade in our country, you need tremendous physical and mental strength and stamina,”
The Donald said so himself. Clearly it is serious business.
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239 pounds is really not a healthy weight, especially for someone his age.
edit: unless it’s muscle. And it isn’t.
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Annnnd we should believe anything that comes from the WH why?
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So that settles it. Trump’s behavior is deliberate and not the result of cognitive decline.
Whatever reservations I might have had about sending a corrupt, declining elderly man to prison have been laid to rest. Thanks for that, doc.
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Sounds like he was quoting pretty much every cheap South American dictator that ever lived.
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It’s a one page, 30 standard question test. How hard would it be to coach him through it before hand?
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(from the Post)
The cognitive test consists of
asking a patient to name several animals, draw a clock with the hands at a certain time, copy a cube and recall a short list of words, among others.
So the good news is he’s clear to continue into the 4th grade as long as he can keep his hands to himself and stop bullying the brown-skinned kids.
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We are talking about Donald Trump. He has shown that he is incapable of sticking to a script for longer than two minutes.
On the plus side, if he really is mentally competent enough to do the job then just about anyone else is too. /s
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239? No way. He’s YUGE!!!
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I’ve been depressed and hit about 230 recently. Posts like this don’t help that. Let’s focus on the fact he’s a racist nazi asshole and not insinuate anyone who’s fat is bad.
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There is no way Trump can be 239 pounds. I weigh about 235 and I am not as tall or rotund as he is.
Just another stream of falsehoods from this administration.
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I’ll call that part plausible simply because the guy does nothing but golf. It’s not one of the most strenuous cardio workouts available but it still burns a lot more calories than sitting behind a desk and attempting to govern a country.
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You’s be surprised. The puppet strings bear a lot of that weight.
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Perhaps the doctor is trying to tell us something. It has been established that Homer Simpson is 239 pounds.
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… until he’s sitting on your face.
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I’m obese (mental health issues leading to comfort eating), and while I don’t care what his weight is I do care that he is obviously lying AGAIN. He seems to be pathologicially incapable of telling the truth.
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“All data indicates the president is healthy and will remain so for the duration of his presidency," he added.
Let’s hope that “duration” is mercifully short.
“There’s no indication whatsoever that he has any cognitive issues,” Jackson said. “I’ve found no reason whatsoever to think the president has any issues whatsoever with his thought processes.”
So, he’s just naturally a racist, bigoted, transphobic, xenophobic, homophobic, sexist asshole with zero impulse control.
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