White House doc claims Trump weighs only 239 pounds and liberals demand to see his girth cerficate

And he just he’s just a liar. He remembers in crystalline detail everything that he’s constantly lying about and has no excuse, he just likes to lie about nearly everything, minor and huge.

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Forget the weight issue; I couldn’t care less, unless it actively causes him to die sooner.

What I’m more interested in is, did someone ask the good doc why he misspelled his own name on the statement the WH put out?

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We were supposed to get a speech or something from the guy today, no? Did that not happen?

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I’ve been at work all day; I kept expecting to see something in my feed, or that one of the eager mutants here would post something about it.

So far, it’s crickets…

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Here we go:

https://www.npr.org/2018/01/16/578469226/dr-ronny-jackson-the-white-house-doctor-who-gave-trump-a-clean-bill-of-health

Credibility: shot.

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Prostate exam results?

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I was just coming back to post this:

I also think the doctor is completely full of shit. I hope the payoff was worth it.

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Right, if trump is healthy as a horse, we ought to treat him like one and put him down the moment he gets a twisted ankle.

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Or before … preventative medicine.

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A washed up porn actress gets 10k for a night a hack Md should get at least that right?

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I refuse to believe it that a 70-year-old man who eats like he does, never exercises, and doesn’t sleep well is somehow “healthy.” Add in all the constant stress of the job, there’s just no fucking way… and this admin lies so much, there’s no reason whatsoever for me to give them any benefit of the doubt.

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Also, the Fake News Awards are due. Or were they cancelled?

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You are assuming the man has enough presence of mind to actually be stressed. I imagine he is oblivious most of the time.

Really we are living in the rich racist version of Being There.

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They know that we can see him? Right?

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They probably think the emporer’s new clothes work like a cloak of invisibility.

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I have little doubt. He paid over 600k for his house (just looked it up).

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Genius! His BMI is 0.1 less than “obese”: image
http://www.fresnobee.com/news/politics-government/article194959239.html.

AND to do it, he’s miraculously grown an inch, and is now at 6’ 3" (was an inch shorter previously by most accounts). He also must be marvelously ripped: look at his peers at the same weight: https://www.si.com/extra-mustard/2018/01/16/donald-trump-height-weight-tim-tebow-mike-trout (recall that muscle weights more than fat).

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Uh oh. Are we talking about BMI here? Surely it should be abundantly clear by now that whatever is “most popular” need not qualify as particularly useful?

Also, considering Hillary’s army was unable to keep people from catching her falling over and spitting into a water glass, it strikes me as unlikely that Trump, under even greater scrutiny, could be concealing severe physical failings.

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Apparently anyone has a price. I hope at least that the cost to buy a navy rear admiral is pretty high.

On the other hand, now Trumper Tantrum loses the last possible excuse for his childish tantrums: if he’s fully mentally competent then he’s just an asshole.

I can also take some hope from knowing that insisting over and over again that his physical and mental health are top notch means his ‘I can’t recall’ defense will sound even more pathetic than Reagan’s did.

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