Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/08/15/what-to-do-when-your-58-bo.html
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Kick him in the nuts?
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As you get older, people shrink. Like the wicked witch of the west.
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But the lies are getting laaaaarger!
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See, I am just the opposite. I won’t say I am 6 feet, I am 5’ 11 1/2".
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You also grow a bit taller while you sleep, then shrink back down over the course of the day. But the real explanation is that Every. Single. Statement. emerging from Trump is a lie. (ETA, he wrote his own medical report’s summary, but i am sure his doc helped with the numbers and) also lied about his weight, blood pressure, cholesterol levels, etc. Essentially nothing in his medical report should be accepted as true.
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I’m six feet tall from the waist up; I just got cheated in the leg department.
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6’ 3"? I didn’t know we piled sh*t that high.
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First off not all of my height goes up and down. My love handles, which account for 5’3 through 5’8 and a half of me, were misplaced onto my sides.
So they count.
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I’m sure it’s just a trick of perspective, like double reverse foreshortening. But what do you imagine Trudeau is thinking in this picture?
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Slightly off-topic, but my Frenchie thinks Trump is a liar, too. This was a couple days ago in my living room.
Edited to add: Please forgive the portrait mode. The subject matter wouldn’t fit in landscape mode from the vantage point I had at the time.
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“Who knew Trump could Riverdance?”
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Maybe it’s his aspirational height?
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I’m exactly six feet tall, but have the same issue. I “sit” like I’m 6’4". Getting comfortable in the driver’s seat of a car has always been a PITA for me.
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That photo must have been taken at the “Mystery Spot” area of the White House. https://www.mysteryspot.com
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Didn’t exactly “lie” per se.
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You can try, but it won’t be stable…
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Same for me, short legs. My feet barely touch the ground when I stand up.
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