☭ Sup Marxists? ☭

Only if you’re in the arms of a blonde at the time…

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I prefer the Harpo Marxists, if only because they don’t talk your ear off about political ideology.

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You know, supposedly Harpo was the loudest in bed.

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#HONK

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I know what some of you may be thinking at this point, and I want to let you know that I’m right here waiting for you.

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He did have a reputation for being pretty horny.

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To be honest, as a cricket fan, I’m more of a Vic Marksist.

http://www.espncricinfo.com/england/content/player/16899.html

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I dug this up to see if Marx might have been referencing the fact that he was Jewish:

http://www.16-9.dk/2007-02/side11_inenglish.htm

Looks like the apocryphal telegram was probably just telling some people to stuff it.

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Hrmph. That’s giving “authorial intent” (or at least publicly-copped-to authorial intent, which is not the same thing) the ol’ primacy argument.

The truck with which I have no.

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Perhaps he was confused by this bearded guy popping up in BB on a relatively regular basis:

I don’t recall seeing Marx impersonator on his resume (just writer, wizard, mall santa, rasputin impersonator)

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I think I’d rather be a Rasputinist than a Marxist.

Wait a minute… Rasputin… Ras-putin… Putin… Does the mad monk yet control the fate of Russia?!?

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Ouch. Never have I seen a joke so thoroughly vivisected…

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I dunno. GG kinda seems like the sort of thing Rasputin would get behind. Or in front of.

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I mostly just want to be notoriously hard to kill.

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35 gallons of fair trade coffee? You’ll go broke before it can kill you.

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Not to change the subject, but every time I see GG I keep adding Allin and it causes… associations.

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I always thought that Moore leaned towards anarchism?

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Only to sell t-shirts!

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If the micropenis fits…

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Me too!

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