Supportive Burger Wife and Burger Heiress costumes


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Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2017/10/16/supportive-burger-wife-and-bur.html


#2

Burger Spawn?


#3

And the pictures double as photoshop nightmares! The Beschizz is strong in this post


#4

Paging reddit.com/r/crappyoffbrands

I love this sub for its sheer knockoffery but it can be LOUSY TO THE TEETH with these costume near-veneers from time-to-time. Thankfully, I think the regulars got sick of how regular the bulk of costumes was and they just don’t get upvoted anymore.


#5

Supportive Burger Wife is the name of my new ambient vegan dronecore polka band.


#6

And no “Burger Burgher” either.


#7

Crispy Hexagons.

“Dad, I want Chex for breakfast!”

“Well Billy, screw you, I’m not made of money. You get Crispy Hexagons.”


#8

They’re fine if you drown them in malk.


#9

I don’t get it. Is it some kind of cultural reference, or just something absurdly silly?


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Maybe it’s the tragedy fatigue setting in, but these alternative names for pop culture figures are really pushing my goofy laughter button.


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#14

Thanks!


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