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I felt certain it would be one of the table saw- based positions
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In zero-g there is no difference at all.
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Finally, I get to trot out my vocabulary.
Taqaandan.
Learned it here.
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A great and terrifying word indeed!
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It’s neither the size of the ship, nor the motion of the ocean- It’s how long it stays in port until everyone disembarks.
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Penile fracture during intercourse is the subject of the forthcoming feature film, “Brokedick Mounting”.
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So, I don’t know who needs to know this, but Fakir Musafar helped develop a surgery to cut the suspensory ligament which holds an erection erect.
Severing this ligament allows the penis to grow another inch or so, and get an erection that can point in ANY direction.
Anyway, I’m curious if this would improve or exacerbate the problem.
One need only look at the breakdown by region of pornhub to know that the rates of different sexual practices varies significantly by geographical location. As such, “% of penile fractures caused by a particular position” is going to be very region specific too as a result, in addition to any other regional.variations in risk. I.e. if you live in a place where nobody does anything except missionary, 100% of sex-related penile fractures are gonna occur during missionary.
At the very least we gotta pair any observational data with a measure of frequency of different positions. Better still, a prospective, randomised, double-blind study. (You couldnt really do double blinding here, but blindfolds are a sex thing so LOL)
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Really torn between taking anything from the NY Post and maybe Urology now doing DFT modeling of sexy times. They can at least post video of best-case self-surgery to restore function? Or bag-o’-frozen-peas and ignore in-network status level advice?
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Having read the Kama Sutra, I find it very hard to believe that that’s the most dangerous position of all.
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Funny, I read this as ‘the first pornograph’.
ETA: Wil Wheaton’s prime directive directly applies to taqaandan, methinks.
And I, to, declare:
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This useful factoid reminded me of the traditional limerick:
There once was a young man of Kent
Whose tool was so long it was bent
To avoid any trouble
He put it in double
And instead of coming, he went.
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I would scream quite loudly if it happened to me
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