Surgeon warns against the most dangerous sex position, which causes 50% of penile fractures

Originally published at: Surgeon warns against the most dangerous sex position, which causes 50% of penile fractures | Boing Boing

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Or,

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The original study seems to just correlate with the three most-used “vanilla” sex positions; probably truth in volume there.

Perhaps the new study corrects for volume?

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It’s not the volume of the ocean, it’s the frequency of the wavelength?

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But aren’t we to assume the size doesn’t matter?

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That first paragraph reads a bit funny.

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Yup. It’s a bit like saying bees are more dangerous than sharks because way more people die of bee stings than sharkbites.

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When the guy is the one thrusting he’s more likely to be aware of the problem in time to avoid damage.

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Showed this post to my wife.

Her reply: “That sounds like a you problem.”

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This song by All from Problematic (2000) comes to mind.

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Good stats midterm question right here. Unclear between the two sources how the numbers are being normalized for the frequency with which each position is being used.

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Penile fracture is a problem in need of a charismatic spokesperson1. The nominees are:

  • Tom Brady
  • Ted Cruz
  • Jim Caviezel
  • Jason Aldean
  • Andrew Tate
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1Authenticity matters with embarrassing, personal afflictions of this sort. Be assured that the Society for the Correction of Urological Malfunction will take any necessary steps to make sure the spokesperson(s) has intimate knowledge of the condition.

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… Andrew Tate missing from list

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Good call

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He got my vote; thanks for adding him to the list.

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Not to be voyeuristic, but when you look at the positions properly,
the only difference between doggy style and reverse cowgirl is who happens to be on top.