UK man is first person to break his penis vertically

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Saw this on Colbert, wondered when the news would hit this site.

Let the broken dick jokes and puns commence…

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Scared Family Guy GIF

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One small break for a man, one giant break for mankind.

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I’d say it’s the other way around. :wink:

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chanel west coast page GIF

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Well, I for one am disinclined to learn about ‘forcible detumescence.’

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Paging Dick Hurtz, Dick Hurtz please call the curtesy counter.

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UK man is first person to break his penis vertically

And to think Britons were getting excited about the football

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Well, the first person to admit it I’d wager

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I don’t imagine that having someone break a lance against their taint was too pleasant for the other person either.

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Internal_Screaming

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UK man beats Florida man. Today.

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Taqaandan!?!?!?!?

WTeverlastingF?

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Awkward Season 4 GIF by The Office

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Really?
Not here yet?
ok, I’ll go there.

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I absolutely do not want to know what this is. Bad enough to know that it exists. Nightmare fuel!

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Peacock?

Really?

Apt, I guess.

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