Surreal pig couch for sale, cheap

I was trying to figure out how in the world this was still for sale after it had time to show up in the news. There’s no way it wouldn’t have been instantly snapped up if the listing were legit.

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How much is shipping to my local police department?

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It was also featured on “How to With John Wilson” (HBO), which was filmed months ago.

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Occult sundries?

Did they perform heathen rites to the Hogfather on the pig couch!!!

OMG, they said if Biden won the election, we’d see cats and dogs living together, transexualliberals banning Chick-fil-A but I never thought we’d actually see pig couch occult paraphanalia openly on sale.

What a glorious time to be alive. Thank you US voters, thank you.

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On amazon thre’s something pig-armchair-for-toddlers-worthy.

I’ve seen a Peppa pig stool for kids in a shop window. Can’t find it online.

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I have just this minute bought a new couch, dammit. My day is now ruined

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@allenk got there first…

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Contact Esther the pig on FB-- bet they’d LOVE the
couch!!

Narrator: The couch was the previous boyfriend, who by all accounts was in fact a huge pig.

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Also this

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Mystery solved:

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