Heh, Heh, you said annals.
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OH trust me, there are times where all it is a try and nothing…
Morphine will really mess you up.
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My god, it’s a physical metaphor for Face***k.
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This is the GIF you were looking for:
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I’d be more worried about what it uses for a power source,
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Plutonium. " If my calculations are correct, […] you’re going to see some serious shit."
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No, you take it by mouth.
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They will sell none in Scotland, where oat porridge every morning, is, I believe, required by law.
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I was talking to a guy who went backpacking across Indian. He got a terrible case of something that included life threatening diarrhea. This was compounded by him being on a slow train, meaning he couldn’t get medical assistance. Fortunately he was able to find someone on the train who sold him a lump of raw opium to chow down on. This cured his diarrhea, but brought issues of its own.
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It is the crew I feel sorry for.
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Swallow this vibrator
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You had me at “swallow this vibrator.”
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I’ll just leave this here…
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Curious thing about fixating on the bowels, it seems to have a regular recurrance. Think of the time of the oh about… 1870s era sanatoriums (there was an underappreciated odd film about the Battle Creek installations) and lo-and-behold: let’s jiggle the bowels… and give massive enemas and declare that we’re “autotoxifying” ourselves. They even knew some-what about the microbial world therein; but(t) unlike our modern wisdom(?) they thought all them internal critters must certainly be bad. Anyway, we’re surely destined to have our smartphones tell us when it’s time to defecate.
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The TSA is gonna love this!
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Fool me once…
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