How many of these things constitutes an overdose?
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I don’t know about internal, but an external motorcycle might work.
A Honda Titan 150, 1cyl, revv it up holding the clutch, and then roll off, will definitely shake the resonant frequency of my P-spot on the way up and down. O.M.G.
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Methane?
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Yep. Facebook makes shit, for sure.
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More like the fear of exploding lithium ion batteries in my gut.
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So… It shakes the s#$t out of you.
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IIRC, this happened to Mark Twain when he tried out some apparatus in Nikola Tesla’s laboratory (not lavatory).
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Fear can cause gas, I think.
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Wait 'til we start hearing reports of massive overdoses.
“One, doc? I swear, I thought I was supposed to take all 40 at once…”
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Most people are magnesium deficient. Magnesium supplements are cheap and they have the nice benefit of softening the stool naturally.
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Why constipated?
Too many banana? Pro tip: try smaller spoon.
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Oh, for the love of God…
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Just look at it!
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Time for a Dad Joke.
“What do you do with a Mathematician with constipation?”
“You give them a pencil and let them work it out themself.”
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Much safer than a gerbil, especially for gerbils.
A friend of mine was given a pillion motorcycle tour (i.e. the tour company provides bike and rider, customer sits on the back while they cruise around somewhere scenic for an hour or two) as a pre-wedding present.
The bike was a big thumpy V-twin cruiser with a very thin pillion seat. She came back happy but somewhat exhausted, and later reported that she’d climaxed three times during the ride…
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I’m thinking about buying a motorcycle for longer road trips, and I’ve considered older Honda Valkyrie or Suzuki Boulevard. Now it’ll definitely be a 1800ccm Suzuki Boulevard 
On a more serious note, I’ve heard about a study that found correlation between vibrations caused by motorcycle and improved bone density.
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There is a well-known correlation between vibration and circulatory damage:
This pill is probably not a problem. You may want to limit your use of, ahem, other vibratory devices. To, say, maybe 4 hours a day.
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Jane! Stop this crazy thing!!!
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