Switzerland confirms first case of coronavirus

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Shoulda blown the tunnels.


Fantastic thinking! Blow up our domestic infrastructure because one infected man has crossed the border! I know it’s a joke… but it doesn’t make one lick of sense!
Unless… maybe we could replace our borders with tunnels and then blow them up… and have Italy pay for it?

You’d have to drain lake Constance as well, but maybe Austria could pay for that?

The way that works is we’d have Nestlé draining the lakes while paying them for it.

Btw. we share Lake Constance mostly with Germany.

I know, but I think that Bregenz needs to be taken down a peg or to.

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