Tabloid warning: "Children with soulless black eyes terrorize residents foolish enough to let them in"

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2016/08/03/tabloid-warning-children-wi.html

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Black eyes = demonic possession. Idjits.

Exorcizamus te,
Omnis immundus spiritus
Omnis satanica potestas…

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ETA: And seriously? “American Pie actress” and not Buffy or HIMYM?

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I thought it = “touched by Vorlons”…

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Those horror kids are absolutely real. I used to be one, before the Metamorphosis.

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I used to be one as well!

http://imgur.com/FUwOMDe

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It’s the ones with the blue eyes that are worse. Many times worse.
http://www.mtv.com/artists/pete-townshend/

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