Was he shouting “Stop resisting!”?
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But resist it did and so he had to beat it harder. Terrible thing really but what’s a copper to do?
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Empress Nympho : Ah, but the servant waits, while the master baits!
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Allo allo allo, wots going on ere then?
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“It gives me a thrill to think I could have you all arrested,” á la Caligula.
Except he couldn’t as a PCSO (Thanks Knoxblox, you beat me to it.)
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is it or it not photoshop
He’s only polishing his helmet, like a good statesec goon
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Do you think he was still on his buzz?
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A joke so good that they recycled it.
It is important to be well turned out while on patrol; you’ve got to pay especially attention to the state of your helmet.
Edit: it looks like I recycled @Steve’s joke. Oh, the irony.
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De-fun the police!
(Sorry, best I could do.)
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Wait, that second story. The prosecutor is called Mr. Hand 
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Perhaps the police should be required to rub one out (in private) every day before duty, to release any pent-up frustration and energy. “Beat Your Meat, Not The Public.”
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But Mark Twain didn’t predict OnlyFans.
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@beschizza Please note @knoxblox 's post and perhaps change first sentence of post?
A uniformed police officer
A PSCO is not a police officer and they do not wear police uniform. A PCSO uniform may look superficially similar but it is not the same at all.
I fear you are tarring all our fine upstanding beat bobbies with the same lewd brush. I am sure no genuine police office would ever do anything to outrage public decency. /s
(Oh, wait - you found some that did! I’m shocked. Shocked, I tell you!)
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To paraphrase the Bard…“A wanker by any other name…” /s
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Appropriate.
The police tend to beat people for behaving badly. He beat someone behaving badly.
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New MetPol theme song. (old song actually).
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Erm, speak for yourself buddy. 
Aimed at Twain, obviously, not you.
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Did he arrest himself?
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It IS photoshop, because PCSOs don’t wear that kind of helmet. At least not around here, they don’t (I’m in Manchester, UK).
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