Talk about police beatings: London cop arrested after masturbating in public

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Was he caught by the fuzz?

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Perhaps they didn’t explain that this isn’t what’s usually meant by “beat officer”

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A true sense of urgency seems to have taken hold of the wacker in question. The evidence is damning, so say I.

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Blue Balls Matter?

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“Flogging the ol’ copper, eh? Interrogating the trouser snake? A little alone time, off the cuff?”

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This is my nightstick,
This is my… uh… other nightstick.

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I think this cop is going to get shafted

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Wait wait, I got another one:

“I need to see an uncensored version to see if this is a big deal or not.”

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image

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The worst part was that he was looking at pics of Thatcher on his phone

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Polishing his truncheon.

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if he’s not careful, he’ll get a little time in the pokey.

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Oh f@ck no. You crossed the line. Put me off me tea it did…

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Well, that’s how you can tell he wasn’t a US cop…

He was beating himself.

I suspect he’s not going to get off on this charge.

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What a jerk!

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Sometimes you walk the beat other times you wank the beat

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ACAW: All Cops Are Wankers

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Context about what a PSCO is for the non-English folks. I certainly hope this guy wasn’t involved in any Project Guardian stuff.

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In broad daylight???

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