Originally published at: Talk about police beatings: London cop arrested after masturbating in public | Boing Boing
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Was he caught by the fuzz?
Perhaps they didn’t explain that this isn’t what’s usually meant by “beat officer”
A true sense of urgency seems to have taken hold of the wacker in question. The evidence is damning, so say I.
Blue Balls Matter?
“Flogging the ol’ copper, eh? Interrogating the trouser snake? A little alone time, off the cuff?”
This is my nightstick,
This is my… uh… other nightstick.
I think this cop is going to get shafted
Wait wait, I got another one:
“I need to see an uncensored version to see if this is a big deal or not.”
The worst part was that he was looking at pics of Thatcher on his phone
Polishing his truncheon.
if he’s not careful, he’ll get a little time in the pokey.
Oh f@ck no. You crossed the line. Put me off me tea it did…
Well, that’s how you can tell he wasn’t a US cop…
He was beating himself.
I suspect he’s not going to get off on this charge.
What a jerk!
Sometimes you walk the beat other times you wank the beat
ACAW: All Cops Are Wankers
Context about what a PSCO is for the non-English folks. I certainly hope this guy wasn’t involved in any Project Guardian stuff.
In broad daylight???