Teasmade frankenkettles to make a comeback

[doctorow]

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2007/06/12/teasmade-frankenkett.html

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[knoxblox]

I’ve always been looking for a way to scald myself awake in the morning, because that is exactly what groggy me would do.

[LDoBe]

But can it multi-task?

[anon35475645]

@Falcore: Teasmade from the depths of time.

[nimelennar]

There’s no @e in @falcor.

[Medievalist]

@knoxblox

I’ve always been looking for a way to scald myself awake in the morning, because that is exactly what groggy me would do.

I find a shot of grapefruit juice is sufficiently scream-inducing, and doesn’t leave so many lasting marks.

Gawds, I hate that stuff. <shudder>

[anon29631895]

@Medievalist

a shot of grapefruit juice

Perfect thing to rinse toothpaste from your mouth…

[Medievalist]

Exactly!

If that doesn’t wake you up you’re not asleep, you’re dead.

It’s like the old saying, “Eat a live snake first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you all day.”

[dave_b]

@Medievalist

Eat a live snake first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you all day."

Is that a challenge?