Teasmade frankenkettles to make a comeback


Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2007/06/12/teasmade-frankenkett.html


I’ve always been looking for a way to scald myself awake in the morning, because that is exactly what groggy me would do.


But can it multi-task?


@Falcore: Teasmade from the depths of time.


There’s no @e in @falcor.


I find a shot of grapefruit juice is sufficiently scream-inducing, and doesn’t leave so many lasting marks.

Gawds, I hate that stuff. <shudder>


Perfect thing to rinse toothpaste from your mouth…



If that doesn’t wake you up you’re not asleep, you’re dead.

It’s like the old saying, “Eat a live snake first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you all day.”


Is that a challenge?