Teasmade frankenkettles to make a comeback


#1

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2007/06/12/teasmade-frankenkett.html


#2

I’ve always been looking for a way to scald myself awake in the morning, because that is exactly what groggy me would do.


#3

But can it multi-task?


#4

@Falcore: Teasmade from the depths of time.


#5

There’s no @e in @falcor.


#6

I find a shot of grapefruit juice is sufficiently scream-inducing, and doesn’t leave so many lasting marks.

Gawds, I hate that stuff. <shudder>


#7

Perfect thing to rinse toothpaste from your mouth…


#8

Exactly!

If that doesn’t wake you up you’re not asleep, you’re dead.

It’s like the old saying, “Eat a live snake first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you all day.”


#9

Is that a challenge?


#10