Ted Cruz is mad that Big Bird got vaccinated

[ChuckV]

Andrew Lloyd Webber thought the Cats movie was so horrible that he bought a dog. Seriously.

Hearing a little of the music was bad enough, I have avoided the actual play/film, so I know nothing of the story. Do they really kill off the characters as they grow too old? Where do they wear their lifeclocks? Is this the real secret of the butthole cut?