Originally published at: Ted Cruz's cringe-y CPAC funnyman routine is way better when paired with Seinfeld music | Boing Boing
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He’s also absolutely correct, it makes no sense for the restaurants to be open.
That was his point, right?
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The sad thing is, Cruz will love that. He truly thinks he’s hilarious.
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nah, he is still disgusting.
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I think this works better:
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Is it wrong that I want a little longhorn Covid figurine now?
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no you idiot - that’s why you should not be going to a restaurant, even if your jack-ass governor opens them up.
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Ted Cruz replies: “Wait-- what? No!”
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This is the hypocrisy of anti-maskers. They use their own irresponsibility to argue against being more responsible.
It’s the same when they complain, “what happened to two weeks to flatten the curve?” They didn’t stay the fuck home so the two weeks never really happened.
“I stopped taking my medication. But why did my condition return? I guess the medicine doesn’t work.”
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Possibly the only person on the planet more odious than trump.
Rep = The party of reptiles…
“Ted Cruz’s cringe-y CPAC funnyman routine is way better when paired with Seinfeld music”
That’s like putting lipstick on a pig. Doesn’t mean I’m gonna kiss it.
I look forward to the day when this cowardly fascist bastid gets his just reward.
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