Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/10/30/teenager-writes-about-the-time.html
…
2 Likes
A few months later I squeezed myself into a laundry basket during a game of hide-and-seek and became hopelessly jammed.
I think this may be a fetish that she just hasn’t fully come to terms with yet.
16 Likes
“I can’t get it out!” I roared, my voice sounding unnaturally loud in the enclosed space.
Roger That!
6 Likes
Oblig:
27 Likes
Maybe she tried this method to design the jack-o-lantern?
3 Likes
8 Likes
If the US had stuck with the British tradition of turnip carving this would have never happened.
14 Likes
Which came first, the turkey or the . . . . turkey? I guess it’s an obvious joke, but seeing this I immediately think, “well, if they’re gonna steal, at least they stole from the best.”
3 Likes
Not according to Baldrick…
9 Likes
Mr Bean is comedy gold
5 Likes
I always wondered “Why the hell didn’t they just make the hole a little bigger?!?”
5 Likes
Are you talking turkeys or pumpkins? Or something else entirely?
Pumpkins of course.
You just bake the turkey and it will slip right off.
Hmmm, that does read a bit risque now that I look at it again… 
2 Likes
Experience: I got a fidget spinner caught in my throat.
Experience: The time I ate a Tide Pod.
Experience: I got stuck in a clothes dryer.
2 Likes
Was it spinning at the time? That would be an impressive experience…
1 Like
I hold that there is nothing wrong with frottaging in public.
2 Likes
I don’t know how this turned out, but I hope to gawd they did not call the fire department.
1 Like
Pumpkin writes about the time a piece of itself got stuck in a teenager’s throat
2 Likes
Apparently her brother can carve his, or a, belly button. Into a pumpkin, I think.
3 Likes
