Terrorise other beachgoers with the Beach Behemoth, a 12-foot beach ball

He’s actually standing in front of it, but after the accident, he’s missing a large part of his right arm.

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How many squirrels is that?
(Please be specific wether you calculate in American or European squirrels.)

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So what you’re saying is that the quoted size isn’t technically wrong, but it is inflated?

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I learned the hard way never to drink and derive.

ducks

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Newton’s First Law FTW!

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I’d like to see a Running Man, death cage type game with 2 teams, each having a different colored Beach Behemoth. Players each get 5 lawn darts and a shield. First team to pierce the other team’s ball wins. Some kind of defensive maneuver to redirect the opposing team’s darts would be neat. Maybe the entire arena is a massive trampoline so players can launch each other towards incoming darts.

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He is behind the ball tbf.

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That will go well with the giant beach towel!

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I want one in gray stone texture so I can play Indiana Jones!

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Any day now…

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That thing just looks like litter.
Forever litter.

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I’ve actually ordered from beachballs.com before. What a selection!

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Why am I surprised that balls are sold with hypersexualized advertising?

Oh my, that’s a flashback right there… damn it, I might have to track down some of the collected comics now!

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Have an earworm.

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powerful orb

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TFW someone makes a pun you really really wish you’d thought of. :wink:

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