Texas gentleman patrols ladies' restroom, tells woman "You're dressed like a man"

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I can accept that, and likely deserve it.

(But come on, next to the flush handle??)

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Best. ad. ever.

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More of an enthusiastic amateur.

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Well, at the same time it took awhile for the world to accept Justin Beiber wasnā€™t a female lesbianā€¦

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So what, if I was a male lesbian, thatā€™d mean I identify as female, right?

I think Iā€™m getting the hang of this.

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I can attest to the same.

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It occurs to me that your initial question may have actually been a question. I think the sign is probably because the fixture shown is a display model and they donā€™t want fingerprints all over it.

My replies were purely flippant. I even put in a winky face, for heavenā€™s sake.

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Some restaurant in NYC - I forget the name - had a bathroom that worked like this ā€¦ go downstairs into the basement and itā€™s an open doorway into a washroom area where everyone ā€“ male, female, both, neither ā€“ could wash their hands at one of many sinks, after doing their business in one of many private tiny individual bathrooms that have doors and walls that go ceiling to floor.

I think this is the best way to do bathrooms.

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You expect me to understand layered humor!?

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Exactly. Honestly, I donā€™t care if I share a bathroom with men. I just donā€™t want to share a stall with anyone.

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Hey, if I can understand a straightforward question in only three tries, itā€™s the least you could do.

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Iā€™ve cleaned restroom for 20 years. Every time there has been feces sprayed onto the wall, it has been the womenā€™s room.

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The gas station near my house doesnā€™t have urinals, Iā€™m sure Iā€™ve been in others too.

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Ah. I think you may have walked into the milking shed by mistake.

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As is often the case, I think the solution to getting rid of this law is to actually apply that law.

What we need are some well armed, angry looking women stationed in front of the menā€™s room and dick-checking anyone without a beard. No exceptions, and no taking no for an answer.

The first time a state senator is accused of being a tranny, or made to piss himself or whip out his flaccid dick in public, that law will go the fuck away faster than you can say ā€œequal timeā€.

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So Eddie Izzard was lying to me?

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Is that what they call it in Britain? It didnā€™t seem like that sort of pub.

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FTFY

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Research by Cambridge University's Piers Mitchell, a biological anthropologist who studies the evolution of disease throughout history, suggests that garum may have helped spread fish tapeworms across Europe.

Nope.

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