Texas governor lifts mask mandate and "opens Texas 100 percent"

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All the HEBs near me didn’t let you in without a mask, so I don’t know what to tell you. I guess the individual stores also have a lot of freedom there.

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They didn’t let people in without masks before. Their pr statement says that they will now let in non-maskers (as of next week). Not that complicated

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greg abbott, ken paxton, and ted cruz get stranded on a deserted island. who survives?

texas

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I hope he doesn’t have to close 100% in two or three weeks.

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thanks for the help in clarifying.

sometimes i wish i could read what i’ve written from another person’s perspective. i’m pretty sure everything i said made sense. and yet, obviously not.

for y’alls sake i hope so. if so, maybe writing management at the store where you shop might help.

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Texas. The America of America.

(Yes, I have that on a shirt.)

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Gubner Abbott,

Some folks in Longview would like a word or two.

ETA: punctuation

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For everyone rushing to paint all Texans as stupid because of who they elected, I hasten to remind you that the rest of the world thinks that about the entire United States. Other than the bright spot of Obama, you folks have elected a pretty steady stream of clowns and monsters.

It is a big problem that the elected officials don’t represent the people very well, but that’s a topic for another thread.

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Hell yeah.

Handles:

https://www.votetexas.gov/register/index.html

https://www.hayscountydemocrats.org/rep-zwiener-to-lead-new-texas-caucus-on-climate-environment-and-the-energy-industry/

And nationally, y’all please register and vote!

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… and Dan Patrick. And Alex Jones.

Please.
For my birthday.
Which is next week.

If you can manage, I promise you I won’t ask for anything next year.

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Sad but true

Daily Show Lol GIF by CTV Comedy Channel

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A shirt that works equally well for Texas jingoists.

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It’s really unfortunate that’s what the average person responds to. A local butcher shop decided the staff didn’t want to wear masks and I haven’t been in almost a year. The zoo only has outdoor exhibitions open, limited capacity, and their staff is really diligent about reminding people to wear masks correctly. That endears me to them even more.

I hope you’re able to stay safe.

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I see it is still available.

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Yeah, if this wasn’t made by SMBC I would really be lost in Poe’s law there.

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Actually, Abbot is blaming COVID on immigrants. Seriously.

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I’m sure that he knows that it’s really coming from the Chinese Jade Helm tunnels under the Walmarts.

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I think every time FEMA disaster assistance is sent to Texas during the Biden administration, it should be called Operation Jade Helm II,III,IV,…

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