Dear Texas: Trump & Jesus did NOT walk around with a tricorn hat & eating a corndog with a gun and the dinosaurs!
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My only experience with Texas was 3 weeks I spent in Austin several years ago for work, and it was pretty great. Maybe it offsets the rest of the state a bit.
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Mt. Error Rat.
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Oh yes, that was a good laugh. 
Canāt remember the tread that was in.
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That assumes that physical laws havenāt changedā¦But once you assume an omnipotent God who isnāt bound by the physical laws that he himself created anything is equally possible. If the world was created with the āappearanceā of age (Oomphalism) thereās no particular reason not to believe that the world wasnāt created last Thursday should that be what your church teaches you.
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Taylor believes that among other animals Noah took dinosaurs on his ark, but researchers believe that this would be impossible.
##WITH G-DāS LOVE ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE
There is nothing in the Jewish record or religion confirming the existence of an Ark too small to take on dinosaurs.
In Judaism the dinosaurs have yet to die out.
You probably need to familiarize yourself with what primary, secondary, tertiary and radio carbon dating sources areāand how historical events and people and animals are proven to have occurred and exist respectively.
It is not your fault, you only know what you have been taught about African history.
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The truth ist out there (on his webpage):
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Snail crisis @ 2:35, and part 1 is worth watching, tooā¦
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What if we also offered to pay to build a wall to keep our military and our banks out? That might tempt someone to reconsider.
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Iām curious: how large would a cubic have to have been in order for the Arkās inner volume (assuming no inner floors, walls, or supports for simplicity) to contain all the animals and plants crammed cheek-to-jowl and root-to-leaf? The Bible says how large the Ark is in cubic cubits by giving its height, length, and width (letās assume for an upper bound that it is a rectangular box) so all we need to do is find the combined volume (in cubic feet or cubic meters) of all the plants and animals.
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At a localish pick-your-own-berry farm, they had a scale model showing that the large ones were brought on as 2 eggs.
Theoretically you could have done this for several animals.
Unfortunately, there is a lot more evidence against a literal Genesis. Though it is possible there was a cataclysmic flood, and a guy brought some animals onto a boat, it didnāt happen world wide.
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A cubical cubit is more of a state of mind than a specific volume. You kinda have to go with the flow, and feel the energy of the moment. If you have to ask, you aināt never really gonna want to know. Youāre looking for facts, not faith. And thatās how you build an economic system, not a sustainable planet. Listen to Gaia. Get in tune with Her energies. Sheāll tell you everything you need to know about where the dinosaurs are hiding, and why they wonāt return your Facebook pokes.
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Actually I created the universe just now, including this topic and all comments prior to this one. Any likes you may have received are just for plausibility. No one actually likes you. Iām pretty disappointed with my work so far, so start building your ark. You can take two of everything, but both Texans must be of the same sex.
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Isnāt that going to be part of the plot of the straight-to-video 4th movie in the Bill and Tedās franchise, the one where the characters played by Alex Winter and Keanu Reeves get replaced by their cousins? [The cousins are also named Bill and Ted (Bill 2 is Tedās cousin and Ted 2 is Billās) but are played by less expensive actors. Think Coy and Vance Duke versus Bo and Luke Duke in the Dukes of Hazzard.]
Political candidate Donald Trump hijacks the phone booth to go meet Jesus and George Washington (hence the tricorn hat) and ask for endorsements, then to go hunt something no one has ever hunted before: a dinosaur! Bill 2 and Ted 2 have to follow him and reclaim the phone booth before some unspecified bad thing (letās say Trump and the two historical figures getting stepped on by a dinosaur) happens.
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Shouldnāt the news story have had a legit scientist on as well to refute these claims?
The Texas Fossil Massacre ?
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They couldnāt find a real scientist willing to participate in a discussion about obvious complete fucking nonsense?
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Apparently, someone wants to build a wall to make sure all of them canāt cross the border to Mexico.
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The devil put them there to confuse him about evolution.
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More importantly:
- Did he have to feed herbivores to the carnivores to keep them fed?
- How did the crew not die of super-instant cholera from all the animal poop which would have impregnated the wooden hull of the ship. It would be so prevalent that it would be impossible for such a tiny crew to shovel it all overboard. (Transporting livestock was a major health hazard for wooden ships during the age of sail for centuries)
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