This is why religion sucks donkey balls. Because every person who believes âitâs the Bible so itâs trueâ and (even worse) wonât allow themselves to believe things that contradict that book ⌠well itâs just one fewer person out there seeking REAL answers. Fewer people seeking REAL answers is bad for humanity. I want everyone seeking answers â and believing scientists. If youâre willing to ignore scientists because it disagrees with the Bible, youâll also ignore them when they tell you humans are causing it to get warmer and other science-y things.
Because the alternative is âGod is lying to us with creation.â That is the logical conclusion once you embrace oomphalismâŚ
No, no he didnât.
Since Genesis is explicit about the dimensions of the ark, I take it that what you are saying is that we canât read the words of the bible as meaning what they literally mean.
Which translation? Which emandation? Which gloss? Which words?
Those words canât literally mean what you think they mean â because those arenât the words. In the beginning was The Word,
A well a donât you know about the Word?
Well, everybodyâs talking about the Word!
A well a Word, Word, the Wordâs the word
A well a Word
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Are you saying that G-d, the Most Gracious, the Most Merciful, cannot create a dinosaur so small He cannot save it?
Youâre not waving the right dead chickens.
If there is a god I bet he purposely made cats want to stick their asses in our faces as a joke. Oh Yahweh ⌠Always with the jokes.
pretty good, if somewhat dated readâŚ
If youâre going to be eating the âmagicâ brownies before posting, youâd damn well better have brought enough to share with the whole crew!
I like to think two gods made a bet of some sort â they each create a universe (or multiverse --whatever it takes) and whichever one ends up with the animal that lives the longest wins. Time capped at 400 quadrillion years.
No. Fossils are physical things you can touch and see now. (Most) young earthers arenât going to tell you that the fossil youâre holding in your hands and showing them doesnât exist (most). So they have to have explanations for where that fossil came from. Theyâre creationists, so theyâve created a wide variety of answers. Somehow all of those answers are true!
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SCIENCE, YOU GOT THAT?
We now KNOW we were created by a supernatural deity 10,000 years ago.
Turn off the lights when you leave.
I and I be keeping it Ital like Idol, if thatâs all right with you, Iâll pack my bags and be on I and I way.
Considering the flood in question happened on the other side of the globe, is any kind of dating of the fossils absolutely necessary?
Controlled* continental drift. The penguins sailed with Antarctica to Noahâs shipyard.
*) by the intelligent designer
The Doctor never has mentioned his true name, and he set off Big Bang 2 to reboot the universe, so âŚ
No no no, itâs a historical misspelling. Itâs qubits, not cubits. The ark stored a superposition of animals, so it only needs to be as large as a single individual of the largest surviving species.
