You’re telling me that the school - the place where kids get GOD DAMN EDUCATED didn’t know that a $2 bill was legal tender?
They shouldn’t just be fired for being inhuman monster assholes to an innocent child, they should be canned for being completely bad at their fucking jobs.
Me too. I rarely use cash these days.
Well, you might be surprised there…
(From CBS News) Cops: Man tried to use $1M bill at Walmart
On the one hand, if you’re going to forge a bill that doesn’t exist you might as well aim high. On the other hand, it seems unlikely that a Walmart cashier would be able to make $999,524 in change.
Wait, exactly where do you swipe the credit card to tip the stripper?
The answer is very, very sexy. 
There’s no mention of the girl being detained or shot on sight. Is she white?
Yeah right in her Square Reader!
Just don’t ask where she keeps the phone.
Strippers don’t like when you do the whole credit card thing down their buttcrack no matter how many times you see it in a hiphop video.
Edit: This probably tells you how long its been since I’ve been to one of these places (I’m 44…it was my 21st birthday last time I was at one)…and I don’t even know if anyone still makes videos!
She did escape the bullet, but the second sentence of the summary above makes it clear she was detained.
If you have to ask, you can’t afford it.
On the upside, she now has a much better two-dollar bill story than Peter Leppik’s old Taco Bell anecdote.
Two $$ is for Texas!
I am beginning to believe that Texas is the epicenter for stupidity.
Two dollar bills are also associated with horse racing. (Though I’ve never been to a strip club, and I’ve never been to the track. I live a sheltered life.)
My college library used to keep a supply, though.
In either case he wasn’t the first or last person to try spending a megabuck at a Walmart. (And it always seems to be Walmart.)
http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2004-03-11-million-dollar_x.htm
The best part about the Tubman 20… we get to call em T-Dubs.
A restaurant I occasionally go to has a whole line of counterfeit bills they’ve received mounted up on a wall.
There’s a $1 bill in the lineup. It always baffles me that anyone would actually go to all that trouble to forge a bill that small…
An amusing idea, however if the girl tried something like that, the cop would probably body-slam her.
Please Texas, keep up the good work.
[note sarcasm & schadenfreude]
