That Time Danny DeVito Saved Michael Douglas' Life (Surprise Ending!)

Dammit Old Man, we heard the same syndication 200 times already today.

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OK,so he made a bad decision once and helped Michael Douglas to continue tormenting the rest of us. Alright, he still seems like an OK guy. That he won’t shut up about it isn’t helping

Christ… I just saw my first live skunk right in our back yard!

Unless you want to eat the snake, ask the handler whether the snake is venomous.

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are you crazy they would have totally had to redo the plot, if I recall Devito’s character in that movie would totally have let Douglas die from the snake bit.

Douglas is also lucky Devito isn’t a method actor.

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What is the rest of entertainment industry’s obsession with showing tits?

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yeah, I was going to correct that…

It’s a good story, but reeks of BS

Cut scene from ROMANCING THE STONE:

MD holding DD captive.
He has to pee. While peeing, a snake bites his penis.
MD screams. DD yells Give me my phone! I’ll find out what to do!
MD gives over phone. DD calls his friend & asks him what to do about snakebite.
You suck out the poison, the friend says. Thanks, DD says & hangs up.
MD asks, what did he say?
You’re gonna die, says DD.

Snakes, snake bites, snake bite detector kits… the lot.

That Joke was old and crusty even while they were shooting Romancing the Stone.

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