I do that, too, and I think my bank’s app is missing an opportunity to make a SHMOOCKPT sound when the deposit goes through. For old times’ sake.
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#What conclusions have you reached in reading this thread?
- @Missy_Pants is old
- @anon29631895 is old.
- @awjt is a banana. Just look at it.
- @OtherMichael is… well… I dunno.
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I mean, I am old… but I worked at the “new” Eatons, during the handover to Sears, and that was 2000… so uh, shit, 15 years ago… still, the building was old, hence the tubes! I was a spry, uh… 28 back then…
shit
/sigh
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I know. Le sigh. I was stopped at a train crossing tonight with this huge long train going by and I thought, dammit this train represents my life and it is going by too goddamn fast! Then: when is this damn train going to be done?!
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Well yer not older than me if that is any consolation…
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The older I get the more I realize how a nebulous hold I have on the concept of time! Sha Na Na was a lifetime ago. I remember it, as a very young child! Two generations have been spawned since then! And yet Bowser is still alive! How is this possible? Time! You are a very confusing concept!
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In 1989, that’s not chump change, either…
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She’s a tiny bit older than me, though. 
BB’s deep, dark secret is that a lot of the regulars are oldz.
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Who you callin’ oldz? I ain’t old old, but I ain’t got time for trolls, lemme tell you that. That’s why I’m here with the rest of you oldie oldsmobiles, cuz you are the most fun.
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Aw, don’t you youngsters come up with the funnest nicknames?
Now where’s my cane…
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I get to remember stuff from forever ago and feel all creaky, while at the same time, be spoken to like a kid by folks younger than me, since I look 30.
Sure, it has its fun aspects, but it’s mostly annoying… when I were a lad, bakelite telephones were still in use, but peeps expect me to know what this week’s trending hashtag is… We’re still using hashtags, right?
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BECU does that too. It’s a life saver since I’m never awake during business hours on the weekends… or the weekdays.
It’s almost as if nobody cares about the 0.001% of us who make sure bad stuff doesn’t happen in the night. Y’all can keep your sunshine and social interaction. I got a job to do.
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I’m pretty young, but even I recognize that Twitter is mainly a system for getting people to form up in a large loop, interlock arms, and masturbate. It’s basically a validation mill.
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Wait, I’m not supposed to link arms and masturbate here?
Actually it sounds kinda tricky.
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From the number of fights I get into here, I don’t think this is a typical circlejerk.
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I think it would be considered advanced technique to rub one out whilst simultaneously competing in a flame war. But maybe that’s just me.
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Would that be multitasking, or paraphilia?
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