The 2017 Hurricane season has started, but Trump hasn't appointed a FEMA or NOAA director


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Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/06/02/hurricane-season-started-but-t.html


#2

And everyone said that things couldn’t get worse than ol’ “heckuva job” Brownie.


#3

I expect a Hurricane Donald this year.


#4

Is Bush II’s arabian horse FEMA guy still around? He’s got experience!


#5

I wonder if Michael “heckuva job” Brown is available?


#6

And when a hurricane does hit, we can rely on the liberal media to focus on the harm it causes, and not all the good it’s doing.


#7

Can’t we just protect the country by building a 50,000 foot border wall?


#8

Which government are you asking, the Canadian or Mexican one?


#9

Atlantean.


#10

Mar Lago under water filled with sea weed, crabs and rotting fish sounds good to me.

NOAA: Sorry sir, nobody saw it coming.


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#12

No need for government interference; the private sector will take care of things. Let the market decide!

“Hello, Comcast Emergency Services. Please hold… thank you for holding. You say your house has been destroyed by a hurricane? We can have one of our technicians come by next Thursday to take a look. Can you be home between noon and four PM?”


#13

“C’m 'ere, Jared, I’ve got another job for you”

Probably.


#14

Based on nominations to-date I expect that he will ask the Senate to confirm Hurricane Katrina to the post. Or perhaps the less-qualified but more GOP-friendly Hurricane Matthew to the post.


#15

Given how so many of his appointees are there to “deconstruct” their agencies, I think not having a trumpista in place is the best we can hope for.


#16

“When it comes to dealing with Hurricanes, there is only one person I thought of.”

“Believe me, he will punch the $#^* out of natural disasters.”


#17

Unless it hits the southern whitehouse


#18

Too competent. And not cruel or corporate enough.


#19

what about that guy who ‘believes’ god will sort out global warming - he’d be good as head of FEMA, right?


#20

Now you’re thinking like a winner! Bigly! Come on, @Boundegar! Think outside the box like JonS here! SAD!