Since 2020 was full of… surprises, what might 2021 bring?
The President de-elect does a runner, ends up in Pyongyang.
UN deploys blue helmets in the US.
Republican politicians develop social conscience as side effect of combining coronavirus vaccine and Regeneron Pharmaceuticals’ antibody cocktail.
Prior to inauguration day, the current occupant of the white house drops a small tactical nuke on Tehran…
Actual leopards eat Donald Trump’s face.
The President de-elect can’t take Air Force One, uses his 757 - which hasn’t been properly serviced during the last four years, and promptly develops mechanical problems high up over a deep ocean.
Bitcoin sort of implodes, possibly by erasing itself after the last coin has been mined.
I was with you on the first two, but this is just ridiculous…
Republicans develop a conscience? Yeah, not in my lifetime!!
It’s a very strong drug cocktail apparently.
Texas starts to secede, the UN implements a peacekeeping mission.
All the blue helmets deployed are from Middle and South America.
I always believed that drugs don’t make you do something unless it’s in you already. So, no. Crazy idea.
Putin kills Trump as he’s outlived his usefulness and is now just a loose end.
Another Boeing Max8 crashes due to a software bug introduced during the recent changes.
COVID complications induced by rapid fielding of vaccines without adequate trials cause thousands of deaths.
The Rock, Jason Statham, Bruce Willis and Kiefer are called in for a team-up to oust a certain high-level trespasser.
Independence movements surge in popularity in Heligoland, the Shetland islands, and Carpathian Ruthenia
Piers Morgan finally disappears up his own asshole.
Scotland starts the process to rejoin the EU
DJTJ opens a “game hunting” camp on Jared and Ivanka’s NJ estate where they round up all “dissenters” from the party and release them for periodic “Running Man” style events. DJT emcees, obviously.