Since 2020 was full of… surprises, what might 2021 bring?
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The President de-elect does a runner, ends up in Pyongyang.
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UN deploys blue helmets in the US.
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Republican politicians develop social conscience as side effect of combining coronavirus vaccine and Regeneron Pharmaceuticals’ antibody cocktail.
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Prior to inauguration day, the current occupant of the white house drops a small tactical nuke on Tehran…
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Actual leopards eat Donald Trump’s face.
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Bonus track:
The President de-elect can’t take Air Force One, uses his 757 - which hasn’t been properly serviced during the last four years, and promptly develops mechanical problems high up over a deep ocean.
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Bitcoin sort of implodes, possibly by erasing itself after the last coin has been mined.
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I was with you on the first two, but this is just ridiculous…
Republicans develop a conscience? Yeah, not in my lifetime!!
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It’s a very strong drug cocktail apparently.
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Bonus track:
Texas starts to secede, the UN implements a peacekeeping mission.
All the blue helmets deployed are from Middle and South America.
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I always believed that drugs don’t make you do something unless it’s in you already. So, no. Crazy idea.
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Putin kills Trump as he’s outlived his usefulness and is now just a loose end.
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Another Boeing Max8 crashes due to a software bug introduced during the recent changes.
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COVID complications induced by rapid fielding of vaccines without adequate trials cause thousands of deaths.
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The Rock, Jason Statham, Bruce Willis and Kiefer are called in for a team-up to oust a certain high-level trespasser.
please
Independence movements surge in popularity in Heligoland, the Shetland islands, and Carpathian Ruthenia
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Piers Morgan finally disappears up his own asshole.
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Scotland starts the process to rejoin the EU
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DJTJ opens a “game hunting” camp on Jared and Ivanka’s NJ estate where they round up all “dissenters” from the party and release them for periodic “Running Man” style events. DJT emcees, obviously.
