You are here because you need to/are being pressured into acquiring a more descript avatar. Please take a number and a Regular (or a number of Regulars accompanied by a possible troll) will see you shortly.
(If you are a Regular and have a default avatar…
Nominations for people who need to be be-avatared are welcome.
@OtherMichael will attempt to take part. This is a sign that things are about to either become dangerous, or a massive multiplayer game that includes participants who are not currently aware of their participation. Or even born yet.