Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/05/30/the-booty-duty-bag-tactical-t.html
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$50 bucks??!!
Um…hard pass
Woah there, it’s tactical! Strike bezels, knurling and ballistic nylon don’t come cheap.
I dressed my toiletries and children in camouflage and now I can’t find them! #camping
The Booty Duty bag
The name alone is worth the price.
The Ten Cent Solution:
When you get to your campsite, shove the shovel into the ground. Put the toilet paper on the shovel. Put a plastic bag open side down over the toilet paper, to protect it from rain and moisture.
Insist that it’s everyone’s duty to return it upon doing their dody.
Problem solved.
I honestly thought this was a satirical thing until I realized that it’s another BB advertisement.
My solution has always been to just jam the “booty Duty” items into a single drawstring sack, and keep that sack in a singular location. Whosoever duties with their booty shall return the items to the proper place or thereafter wipe their ass with a rock.
Oh my goodness, this is truly one of best ideas I’ve ever seen. No one puts too much thought into packing toilet paper for camping. My family and I LOVE IT.
On seeing the title, I assumed that a Booty Duty bag would be a discreet wallet containing toothpaste/toothbrush, fresh underwear and a pack of condoms, for unexpected booty calls.
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