The Brain Coat is not a tinfoil hat

[beschizza]

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/07/01/the-brain-coat-is-not-a-tinfoi.html

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[agies]

It cannot be a coincidence that this thing resembles a coif. The thinking behind this is positively medieval.

[KathyPartdeux]

But - how will I get my instructions from galactic command?

[peregrinus_bis]

Do handstands at comm hour.

[KathyPartdeux]

You must be thinking of the ground troops - I’m strictly planning and administration.

The chair force.

[generic_name]

How effective is it against deadly cosmic rays?

[Grey_Devil]

The issue is that the cap doesn’t shield the entire head, so it’s effectively worse than useless as i presume it has the same problem as tin foil hats

[jandrese]

Nice to know that the brain control waves operate in the UHF/SHF spectrum.

I would have thought they would operate down closer to the MF spectrum with AM talk radio.

[LutherBlisset]

@beschizza

I put mine on whenever I go on Twitter and it works perfectly .

I think I would need a silver-lined body bag to work on twitter, but you seem rather more resistant than I am.

That said, I just visited twitter to pull some #uninvitedivanka pics for that other topic, and I survi…

[GulliverFoyle]

@KathyPartdeux

But - how will I get my instructions from galactic command?

And how will I submit progress reports?

[Gutierrez]

@agies

a coif

[MaiqTheLiar]

It’s a euphemism for condom, isn’t it?

[philbin1]

For effective use against Twitter, it should cover the eyes, as well.

[BakaNeko]

[Immutable_Mike]

@Grey_Devil

The issue is that the cap doesn’t shield the entire head, so it’s effectively worse than useless as i presume it has the same problem as tin foil hats

But that’s exactly what they want you to believe!

[dontpanicbobby]

What a rip-off. I hope the Stop Alien Abduction people sue them.

[FGD135]