Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/07/01/the-brain-coat-is-not-a-tinfoi.html
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It cannot be a coincidence that this thing resembles a coif. The thinking behind this is positively medieval.
But - how will I get my instructions from galactic command?
Do handstands at comm hour.
You must be thinking of the ground troops - I’m strictly planning and administration.
The chair force.
How effective is it against deadly cosmic rays?
The issue is that the cap doesn’t shield the entire head, so it’s effectively worse than useless as i presume it has the same problem as tin foil hats
Nice to know that the brain control waves operate in the UHF/SHF spectrum.
I would have thought they would operate down closer to the MF spectrum with AM talk radio.
I think I would need a silver-lined body bag to work on twitter, but you seem rather more resistant than I am.
That said, I just visited twitter to pull some #uninvitedivanka pics for that other topic, and I survi…
And how will I submit progress reports?
It’s a euphemism for condom, isn’t it?
For effective use against Twitter, it should cover the eyes, as well.
But that’s exactly what they want you to believe!
What a rip-off. I hope the Stop Alien Abduction people sue them.
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