The Brain Coat is not a tinfoil hat

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/07/01/the-brain-coat-is-not-a-tinfoi.html

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It cannot be a coincidence that this thing resembles a coif. The thinking behind this is positively medieval.

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But - how will I get my instructions from galactic command?

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Do handstands at comm hour.

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You must be thinking of the ground troops - I’m strictly planning and administration.

The chair force.

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That’s easy - just stick your fingers in your ears to bypass the RF block. Your arms will act as hyperspace waveguides and you’ll be communicating with galactic command in a jiffy.

“Mork calling Orson, come in Orson…”

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How effective is it against deadly cosmic rays?

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The issue is that the cap doesn’t shield the entire head, so it’s effectively worse than useless as i presume it has the same problem as tin foil hats

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Nice to know that the brain control waves operate in the UHF/SHF spectrum.

I would have thought they would operate down closer to the MF spectrum with AM talk radio.

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I think I would need a silver-lined body bag to work on twitter, but you seem rather more resistant than I am.

That said, I just visited twitter to pull some #uninvitedivanka pics for that other topic, and I survi…

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And how will I submit progress reports?

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It’s a euphemism for condom, isn’t it?

For effective use against Twitter, it should cover the eyes, as well.

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But that’s exactly what they want you to believe!

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What a rip-off. I hope the Stop Alien Abduction people sue them.

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