Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/07/01/the-brain-coat-is-not-a-tinfoi.html
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It cannot be a coincidence that this thing resembles a coif. The thinking behind this is positively medieval.
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But - how will I get my instructions from galactic command?
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Do handstands at comm hour.
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You must be thinking of the ground troops - I’m strictly planning and administration.
The chair force.
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That’s easy - just stick your fingers in your ears to bypass the RF block. Your arms will act as hyperspace waveguides and you’ll be communicating with galactic command in a jiffy.
“Mork calling Orson, come in Orson…”
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How effective is it against deadly cosmic rays?
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The issue is that the cap doesn’t shield the entire head, so it’s effectively worse than useless as i presume it has the same problem as tin foil hats
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Nice to know that the brain control waves operate in the UHF/SHF spectrum.
I would have thought they would operate down closer to the MF spectrum with AM talk radio.
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I think I would need a silver-lined body bag to work on twitter, but you seem rather more resistant than I am.
That said, I just visited twitter to pull some #uninvitedivanka pics for that other topic, and I survi…
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And how will I submit progress reports?
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It’s a euphemism for condom, isn’t it?
For effective use against Twitter, it should cover the eyes, as well.
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But that’s exactly what they want you to believe!
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