The coat hook that pours you a shot when you get home

At least putting on and taking off my coat is giving me some exercise.

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Too slow! I want one that detects my phone’s Bluetooth approaching so that it’s ready when I get in the door.

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But what if I check out anytime I like, but I can never leave

What I’m hearing is I need to take a daily walk about.

But then I need to put on pants!

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What! You still own pants, why?

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Also, maybe more volume is required.

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For those times when I leave my bunker for supplies.

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Whilst drinking it deliberately isn’t… a great plan, I was once trudging unhappily through Reading, penniless, hungover and strung out, and there before my very eyes,sitting alone and unattended on a park bench, was an unopened bottle of purple flavour Mad Dog. The gods were kind to me that day.

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I have an unhealthy love of Fireball.

My concern is that you have to refill it with a baby bottle every time. Get a large bottle and…well, skip this and drink it from the bottle as nature intended.

I only ever see Fireball around the campfire. It’s been popular among hikers, campers, mountain bikers, etc for as long as I can remember. I’m more of a Hot Damn (not 100) sort of guy myself.

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YES - pour me a shot when i get home… I dont care what it is

Also? RE: fireball?

this:

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Change that to Jameson Black and maybe I could stand to do shots again. Shots are for…kids. Ugghh.

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Someone who drinks that stuff regularly offered me a sip, and I declined because cinnamon drinks don’t really appeal to me (aside from mulled wine). Based on your description, I really dodged a bullet there! :relieved:

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Please tell me this is true; I need to be reminded of the wondrous nature of the universe once in awhile.

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would buy, kickstarter when?

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For refills for the coat hook?

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Oh, it’s absolutely true.

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I’ve tried it… it’s whiskey for people who don’t like whiskey. If you have nothing else, it will get the job done.

Another “interesting” whiskey I recently tried is Knob Creek Smoked Maple, which is like drinking a 50/50 mix of maple syrup and whiskey. You pays your money and you takes your chances.

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Remember when everything had to have honey in it? And then apples?

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People at Burning Man were drinking Fireball long before it was cool. Fortunately, they never made me drink any.

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