The DEATH STAR, an armored weed grinder with enough power to grind weed

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Do you have to assemble it, or does it come fully armed and operational?


Maybe because I’ve been doing yardwork, but I was fully expecting a weed-eater attachment to take care of those pesky weeds for good.


Appears to be a Rogue One/New Hope based Death Star.


Does it have an exhaust port? You know, for blowing smoke?


Many Bothans died to bring this to market.

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That headline made me laugh, just saying.

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That’s no moon…

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Silly me: I wasn’t sure what this referenced, so I decided to check out the amazon link. After looking at the related sponsored products:

I’m even less sure…

Have you never searched for the Ark of the Covenant?

Yes, but I failed.

But at least I know why now: I forgot my superior bondage spanking paddle!

Evidently the search for proof of god, and wacking your partner in the ass really hard, go hand-in-hand.

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