The DEATH STAR, an armored weed grinder with enough power to grind weed

[jlw]

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/05/29/the-death-star-an-armored-wee.html

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[Papasan]

[semiotix]

Do you have to assemble it, or does it come fully armed and operational?

[anon26304152]

Maybe because I’ve been doing yardwork, but I was fully expecting a weed-eater attachment to take care of those pesky weeds for good.

[jlw]

@semiotix

Do you have to assemble it, or does it come fully armed and operational?

Appears to be a Rogue One/New Hope based Death Star.

[Fef]

Does it have an exhaust port? You know, for blowing smoke?

[TheGreatParis]

Many Bothans died to bring this to market.

[stevieraykwon]

That headline made me laugh, just saying.

[davide405]

That’s no moon…

[Ambiguity]

@jlw

I am not sure I will use it very often, but this grinder will sit next to the headpiece for the Staff of Ra in my living room.

Silly me: I wasn’t sure what this referenced, so I decided to check out the amazon link. After looking at the related sponsored products:

I’m even less sure…

[jlw]

Have you never searched for the Ark of the Covenant?

[Ambiguity]

@jlw

Have you never searched for the Ark of the Covenant?

Yes, but I failed.

But at least I know why now: I forgot my superior bondage spanking paddle!

[jlw]

Evidently the search for proof of god, and wacking your partner in the ass really hard, go hand-in-hand.