The Donald Trump Mysteries - Investigating Corruption!

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/10/09/the-donald-trump-mysteries-i.html

Tom the Dancing Bug, IN WHICH Donald Trump gets a hot tip on corruption, tracks it down every path, no matter the consequences!

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The hands are about right.

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Hubba, hubba.

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Heh, it’s funny because he bankrupted casinos.

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FIFY

hummmm… something down here…

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YES! At last the tiny fingered vulgarian’s hands are the proper minute size.

So saying ‘Yes! Love it! especially right before the election’ when Russian agents say ‘we have dirt on your opponent and we want to discuss as part of Russian government’s support of Donald J(ailable) Trump’ so that ISN’T corruption and illegal? Well, good to know.

Looks like the Kurds weren’t able to fabricate any dirt on Hunter Biden… sucks to be them.

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Dude, these are really well done, and this one in particular.

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It’s funny because (I want it to be) true.

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I just heard on the radio, a Republican senator commenting that the impeachment process is basically a ploy for the Democrats to win the election. Never mind about any actual crimes never mind that they’re true, but it’s merely a ploy to win the election. And they will keep hammering that home. Because that’s the real crime!

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“Pointing out our candidate is bad is a clear and undeniable attempt at influencing voters to vote against him!”

Hard to argue against.

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I mean, “Sure they’re doing the right thing, but their heart isn’t in the right place” is pretty much the only Republican response to Democratic policies, since they don’t have any of their own…

  • “Yes access to birth control is popular and will reduce abortions and lead to freedom and success for women, but it’s really a plot to turn the world into Sodom and Gomorra!
  • “sure reasonable gun legislation is popular and will save lives, and would not be any more onerous than car registration but they really want you to be weak and impotent in the face of their takeover!
  • “sure Universal Health Care is popular and the only humane response to caring for a population but it’s really about how they want to kill you with their death panels!
  • “obviously immigrants make America strong, my own parents are immigrants but they really want to let in terrorists!
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That’s why he doesn’t think the House will win. He didn’t when he was the house, so …

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I liked it until the last panel. The setting should have been Mar-A-Lago with himself moving lobsters.

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FTFY. Much scarier to the GOP.

ETA: just as I submitted this “under my thumb” started playing on my computer. Quit reading while I type, Google.

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That senator voting “nay” on the upcoming impeachment vote would constitute a ploy for the Democrats to win his election!

Watching the mental gymnastics these Republicans go through makes one nauseous.

Trey Gowdy held 12 (?) hearings on the imaginary Benghazi conspiracy. Do they not remember fruitlessly grilling Hillary Clinton, then-SecState, for 11 hours? (You never heard her whine like Pompeo now whines.) Then, it was fine for the House to pursue oversight and subpoena witnesses. Now, it is petty and outrageous to do so.

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Good point. Protesters should shadow Gowdy everywhere he goes and shout “Benghazi!” whenever he opens his mouth to say something.

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